ANY OLD IRON
Any Old Iron Sex Drugs n' Cuntry T-Shirt
If this shirt could talk, it would have a mouth full of all the good things -- from cuntry twang to Mary Jane. This 100% cotton, black tee features a white printed design that is as much of a vice as the ones listed on it. The text, "sex, drugs n cuntry," can be seen in a western-inspired font as it arches above and dips below a line-dancing cowboy, skeleton couple. This dynamic duo is decked out in all the southern staples - from cowboy hats to matching boots and from plaid button downs to bow-tied pigtails. Needless to say, this tee, much like the cuntrified couple, is all lined up and nowhere near innocent. It is the perfect top for any individual, whether you need a gift for your boot-scootin'-with-bad-intentions-bestie or simply want to liven up your own wardrobe. Not to mention, it can be worn to any affair - from attending your favorite country artist's concert to hitting the honky tonks with your friends. No matter how you wear this tee, one thing is for certain: our favorite vice will be you in it!
Free U.S. shipping and $25 shipping to the U.K.!
Modeling photos coming soon. Our women's tees run snug and are form-fitting. This tee does have stretch. If you are wanting to wear something oversized, please either size up or check out the men's version - coming soon. If you have any questions or concerns, please message us.
This tee is made out of 100% cotton and features a printed design. For best results, please have your tee either dry-cleaned or hand-washed. If you want to machine wash your tee, please turn the top inside out to preserve the integrity of the print. Solely clean it with cold water and a mild soap. Always allow the garment to hang to dry. Utilizing a dryer can cause the tee to shrink and the print to fade gradually. Any other form of care may damage the design as well.