Any Old Iron Rainbow Fancy Fucker Bomber Jacket

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What is better than subliminal messaging in a minimalistic manner? Don't ask us. We have no fucking clue. What we do know is that YOU, my dear, are a fancy fucker and deserve the best. That is why we have released the new Any Old Iron Rainbow Fancy Fucker Bomber Jacket! While our sweatshirt version is a smash hit, it was not as much of a blinking, neon warning sign that you can wear with any outfit. Don't worry-this bad boy is! This glossy black, sequin bomber is loaded with the favorite "fancy fucker" phrase, front to back, in a brilliant, rainbow sequin lettering. The contrast between the black sequins and the colorful sequins really gives that luxurious oomph we all need. The glam does not stop there; for, the second you run those fingers against the grain of the sequin pattern, the background will turn a radiant rainbow and the letting will become glossy black. The jacket, also, comes with a silky smooth interior lining, ribbed cotton cuffs and a matching hemline/neckline, as well as two exterior pockets and a hardy zipper. Needless to say, this bomber was made with the fanciest of our fucking ingredients for the fanciest of all fucks!

The model is wearing a size small! Women's full sequin bombers do not have stretch within the sequin fabric. If you are interested in something more oversized, and not fitted, go up several sizes. 

This jacker is 100% satin, cotton, and sequins! To care for your jacker, please get it dry cleaned. If there are tiny problem areas, you can resort to spot cleaning. If you choose to spot clean, be sure to turn the garment inside out so that you are getting to the source of the problem! When tending to the area, use cool water and a mild soap or detergent. Rinse gently and allow the garment to hang to dry.