Any Old Iron Rainbow Fancy Fucker Kaftan

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What is better than subliminal messaging in a minimalistic manner? Don't ask us. We have no fucking clue. What we do know is that YOU, my dear, are as fancy of a fucker as there ever will be. That is why we had to up our scale and release the fanciest fucking version of the new Any Old Iron Rainbow Fancy Fucker Kaftan! While our other version is a smash hit, it was not as much of a color-coded, blinking, neon warning sign as some of you need it to be! Don't worry - this bad boy is! This glossy black, sequin kaftan is loaded with the favorite "fancy fucker" phrase, front to back, in a brilliant, rainbow sequin lettering. The contrast between the black sequins and the colorful sequins really gives that luxurious oomph we all need. The glam does not stop there; for, the second you run those fingers against the grain of the sequin pattern, the background will turn a radiant rainbow and the letting will become glossy black. The interior lining is made completely out of a silky, high end polyester - which adds to the experience by providing you with the comfort you would receive from you favorite satin sheets. It, also, provides air flow for those warmer days and retains body heat for those cooler nights. Needless to say, this showstopper was made with the fanciest of our fucking ingredients for the fanciest of all fucks!

The model is wearing a one size fits most (XS-3XL)! While this kaftan fits most people, it does lack stretch. Please DM us if you have any questions or concerns. 

This kaftan is 100% satin and sequins! To care for your kaftan, please get it dry cleaned. If there are tiny problem areas, you can resort to spot cleaning. If you choose to spot clean, be sure to turn the garment inside out so that you are getting to the source of the problem! When tending to the area, use cool water and a mild soap or detergent. Rinse gently and allow the garment to hang to dry.