Any Old Iron Rainbow Fancy Fucker Joggers

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What is better than subliminal messaging in a minimalistic manner? Don't ask us. We have no fucking clue. What we do know is that YOU, my dear, are a fancy fucker and deserve the best. That is why we have released the new Any Old Iron Rainbow Fancy Fucker Joggers! While our other version is a smash hit, it was not as much of a blinking, neon warning sign as some of you need it to be! Don't worry-these bad boys are! This glossy black, sequin pair of joggers is loaded with the favorite "fancy fucker" phrase, front to back, in a brilliant, rainbow sequin lettering. The contrast between the black sequins and the colorful sequins really gives that luxurious oomph we all need. The glam does not stop there; for, the second you run those fingers against the grain of the sequin pattern, the background will turn a radiant rainbow and the letting will become glossy black. The interior lining is made completely out of a silky, high end polyester - which adds to the experience by providing you with the comfort you would receive from you favorite satin sheets. It, also, provides air flow for those warmer days and retains body heat for those cooler nights. Needless to say, these joggers were made with the fanciest of our fucking ingredients for the fanciest of all fucks!

Modeling photos coming soon! Women's full sequin joggers run a little snug because there is no give in the fabric. If you are interested in something more oversized, and not fitted, size up. 

These joggers are 100% satin and sequins! To care for your joggers, please have them dry cleaned. If there are tiny problem areas, you can resort to spot cleaning. If you choose to spot clean, be sure to turn the garment inside out so that you are getting to the source of the problem! When tending to the area, use cool water and a mild soap or detergent. Rinse gently and allow the garment to hang to dry.