ANY OLD IRON
Any Old Iron Fancy Fucker Candle
Are you even a real fancy fucker if you don't have your house smelling like one? I think not, which is why we have come up with the ultimate fancy fixin' to your problem: the Any Old Iron Fancy Fucker Candle. This 8oz, soy wax, single wick candle is everything you could want and more, from a rich fragrance to luxurious packaging. The container of the candle is a matte black canister and lid, which have been decked out with gold and iridescent detailing from the wording to the logo. While the decor is enough to tickle your fancy, the fragrance will be what tickles that nose - and heart. This candle has a mix of woodsy aromas, from oud to alpine; a hint of eucalyptus; and a few warmer notes, like black cordon and amber. It is the perfect concoction of all things naturally fancy for the fanciest fucker around: YOU!
Burning instructions: Trim wick to 1/4 inch before lighting. Keep candle tidy and free from any foreign objects - matches, loose wicks, fallen debris. Solely burn the candle on a stable, level, fire resistance surface. Do NOT burn candle for more than four hours at a time. For best use and minimal wick popping, slighting trim the wick before each use so that any burnt remains are removed before ignition.
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Warning: To prevent fire and serious injury, burn the candle within your line of sight. Keep it safe from drafts, vibrational surfaces, children, and pets. Never burn the candle on or near anything flammable.